So many smear tactics its like fingerpainting at a nursery. David opted for a dark old red and smudged it up with his favourite blue making a pretty purple colour, which was, coincidentally, Nigel's favourite colour too.
I really hope there is a 'back to the drawing board' checkbox because I don't really like either option. Unfortunately thats not how British democracy works.
(that joke is coming - you just need time to prepare yourself for quite how colossally funny it is. Just a few more days and you'll be ready)
Interesting. I'll see how this turns out!
ReplyDeleteJoke Joke Joke!
ReplyDeleteI reckon this is a scam. You're just hyping us up for this joke then it'll either 1: not exist, or 2: be made up on the spot. I'M ON TO YOU.
ReplyDeletei want an alternative vote on the "back to the drawing board vote" option.
ReplyDeleteYay i love that you're posting more frequently these days
ReplyDeleteMy daughter told me a joke today when we were on a walk:
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
BAM, top that, go ahead, try and beat a 5 year old. WHAT!