Tuesday, 19 April 2011


So many smear tactics its like fingerpainting at a nursery. David opted for a dark old red and smudged it up with his favourite blue making a pretty purple colour, which was, coincidentally, Nigel's favourite colour too.

I really hope there is a 'back to the drawing board' checkbox because I don't really like either option. Unfortunately thats not how British democracy works.

(that joke is coming - you just need time to prepare yourself for quite how colossally funny it is. Just a few more days and you'll be ready)


  1. Interesting. I'll see how this turns out!

  2. I reckon this is a scam. You're just hyping us up for this joke then it'll either 1: not exist, or 2: be made up on the spot. I'M ON TO YOU.

  3. i want an alternative vote on the "back to the drawing board vote" option.

  4. Yay i love that you're posting more frequently these days

  5. My daughter told me a joke today when we were on a walk:

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

    A pouch potato.

    BAM, top that, go ahead, try and beat a 5 year old. WHAT!