Saturday, 23 April 2011

here goes...

Wrap your head around this.

The wind must be afraid of commitment...






(anyone who gets it wins an as yet undecided-upon prize)

Tuesday, 19 April 2011


So many smear tactics its like fingerpainting at a nursery. David opted for a dark old red and smudged it up with his favourite blue making a pretty purple colour, which was, coincidentally, Nigel's favourite colour too.

I really hope there is a 'back to the drawing board' checkbox because I don't really like either option. Unfortunately thats not how British democracy works.

(that joke is coming - you just need time to prepare yourself for quite how colossally funny it is. Just a few more days and you'll be ready)

Saturday, 16 April 2011

(exit pursued by a bear)

Sorry about the long time away, I've been spending time sliding down mountains on planks. Luckily though I also wrote the best joke ever written, in all history, ever. Keep your eyes peeled because it'll be cropping up as soon as I've had enough sleep.

Sunday, 3 April 2011