here goes...

Wrap your head around this.


The wind must be afraid of commitment...

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...WHY ELSE DOES IT HAVE SO MANY SOCKS?!?!

AMIRITE?


(anyone who gets it wins an as yet undecided-upon prize)

AV

So many smear tactics its like fingerpainting at a nursery. David opted for a dark old red and smudged it up with his favourite blue making a pretty purple colour, which was, coincidentally, Nigel's favourite colour too.

I really hope there is a 'back to the drawing board' checkbox because I don't really like either option. Unfortunately thats not how British democracy works.

(that joke is coming - you just need time to prepare yourself for quite how colossally funny it is. Just a few more days and you'll be ready)

(exit pursued by a bear)

Sorry about the long time away, I've been spending time sliding down mountains on planks. Luckily though I also wrote the best joke ever written, in all history, ever. Keep your eyes peeled because it'll be cropping up as soon as I've had enough sleep.

must...purchase...

consumer drive too much

overwhelming desire to look cool